Dallas Eats

Happy Sunday, dear readers! I’ve been a negligent blogger lately, but I have a bit of an excuse- I spent all last week in Dallas, for work.  Oh boy.  I had grand schemes of blogging about where we ate every night after we returned to our hotel, but Law and Order on TNT, Another Cinderella Story (judge me if you must! but it had Sue Sylvester in it, so I had to watch the whole terrible thing, didn’t I?), and the omission of my camera cord kept me from it.

But better late than never, aye? I received the most fantastic list of restaurant recommendations from my friends The Internet Cooking Princess and Allison. We didn’t get to most of them, but I’ve got more trips scheduled to Dallas this summer, so I’m going to keep working my way through those lists!

Here are pics of some of the places we ate (I forgot to bring my camera along a few times):

Our first night in, we tried to eat at Cowboy Chow but it was closed.  Happily, the Twisted Root was on the same block, so we stopped in there instead.  I think this place is hovering in the neighborhood of #16 on the Texas Monthly list of the best burgers in Texas, and I can totally understand why.  I had the Peppercorn Ranch and Bacon Burger with a side of Fried Green Beans (when in Dallas, afterall!).  The burger was fantastic- I heard that they grind up brisket in their burgers, but whatever they do, it was juicy beefy fun.  The fried green beans mostly tasted like onion rings to me, but hey! i like onion rings!

These pics are from my dinner at Rathbun’s Blue Plate Kitchen.  Kent Rathbun defeated Bobby Flay in an Iron Chef America battle, so I was happy to support his restaurant (good ole Bobby has some tasty looking dishes, but his behavior in his battle against my beloved Morimoto makes me think he’s a bit of a, um, tool box, as we say). Anyway, I had bacon-braised brussel sprouts and grilled asparagus, which were ok, and a fried green tomato app with chevre and honey that was spectacular.

My very favorite dinner of the week was from Tillman’s Roadhouse.  ICP said this is the place she tells all Dallas visitors to try, and I can totally understand why.  First off, it’s in a perfectly delightful little area called Oak Cliff that’s full of happy little restaurants and boutique shops.  A nice change from the more chain-y areas we’d been in.  Tillman’s itself is a dream.  For the ladies: it really reminded me of what Anthropologie might look like if they decided to adopt a kitschy hunting theme.  So adorable.  As you can see from the pics above, I ate myself silly.  Delicious truffled popcorn and warm peanuts.  A trio of three types of french fries (I liked the purple peruvian fries with homemade chile powder the best!).  A chicken-fried hanger steak with poblano cream gravy! And to cap it off, a cookie tower with chocolate chip cookies, still deliciously gooey in the center, glued together with chocolate fudge on top of banana ice cream on top of a warm peanut butter cookie.  We had a happy time 🙂

Our culinary tour continued at Monica’s Aca y Alla, a Tex-Mex place owned by a local celebrity tranny!  We had to go. Rumor has it that this place has 75 cent margaritas on Wednesdays, but we went on a Thursday.  Even so, this place is cheap! I had a margarita for $3.50 and the Frankie’s Combo (shown above) for only $4.50 because this place keeps happy hour prices all night long on Thursdays.  Good times.

Our last meal in Dallas necessitates that I not end this post on a high-note.  We had to high-tail it to the airport, and so we were on the lookout for a place where we could stop and eat lunch quickly.  We were nearly there and hadn’t seen anything, so I proposed that we stop at the very next place we came across.  As we rounded the corner we saw a Popeyes.  Nope. Nope.  We abandoned the game and opted instead to stop at the nearby Grandpa Tony’s Mexican.  Sounds promising, no? haha!

We were in a hurry, so as I read the menu, I thought that the bean, queso, and guacamole chalupas sounded pretty good.  Here’s what came out:

Three chalupas.  One bean. One queso.  One guacamole.  And I think, technically, that I should have put quotation marks around the words queso and guacamole in the preceding sentences. Why would one choose to deconstruct chalupas in this manner? Well, poorly-made chalupas aside, I had fun exploring the restaurants in Dallas! It made the 40 hour training on educational data disaggregation software just a little more enjoyable 🙂

G’Raj Mahal

The Fearless Critic, my go-to source for Austin restaurant reviews, recently listed the Indian food truck G’Raj Mahal as the top-rated Indian food in Austin, above even my beloved Clay Pit. Needless to say, I had to try it. 

Helen and I dropped in a few days ago, and friends, it was just perfect.  Helen nailed it when, after our dinner, she said that it was the perfect blend of Austin and Indian food.  So true.  You can see in both pictures above that the dining area is flanked by an awesome bicycle-powered 80 foot snake.  There’s also a giant praying mantis closer to the truck.  Why? I have no idea.  But they, combined with the gypsy-like curtained pavilion and dreadlocked, tattooed waiters, give this place a magical, mystical Austin vibe.  And on top of that, the food is incredible.  To wit:

We started with the vegetable samosas packed with tender curried potatoes and peas, which came with three chutneys, all delicious. Helen favored that dark one in the top right, and I fell in love with whatever the hell that light green one is.  I thought it would be mint-flavored, but it tasted more like coriander to me.  Sorry for the lack of identification here- someone please enlighten me if you have any insights on these mystery chutneys!

Anyway, then the rest of our food came out.  Here’s the overhead shot:

Yes! We ordered a lot! We like to eat 🙂 Here’s what we had:

Aloo Gobi (curried potato and cauliflower).  We love! Our waiter (yes, you do have a waiter- this is one classy food truck) asked how hot we wanted our curries and they were prepared to our request of medium.  Anyway, this is Helen’s favorite Indian dish, and she and I both adored this version.

This is Makhani, a buttery, tomato-y sauce that is similar to, but more delicate than Tikka Masala. We had it with chicken, but you had a choice of having the sauce with paneer, shrimp, or black lentils (!) too.  I’ve made Murgh Makhani at home, from the terrific Fat cookbook, but G’Raj Mahal put mine to shame.  So elegant.

Our last main, Malai Kofta, were vegetable dumplings simmered in curried cream.  I had never heard of this, but it ended up being one of our favorites.  The ‘dumplings’ weren’t at all what I was expecting.  They were tightly-packed, deep fried little veggie nuggets that reminded me more of falafel than the fluffy boiled biscuits I’m accustomed to.  The curried cream sauce they were bathed in was my favorite, I think.

Lastly, the naan.  Sweet lord, this was terrific.  The naan was a fluffy, puffy delight that would have been extraordinary in it’s own right, but those magnificent bastards painted the whole thing with ghee, Indian clarified butter.  Yes. Yes. I could have eaten forty.

A note about when to go to G’Raj Mahal.  Andy and I tried to go a week ago, but it was a Friday, around 8 pm. It was packed and there was a 45 minute wait.  This place is around the corner from El Naranjo, so we went there instead. Helen and I went again on Wednesday around 6:45 and sat down and were served right away.  So, if you’re like me, go a bit earlier on a week night.  If you’re cool, on the other hand, hit this place up in the wee hours after a trip to Lustre Pearl.

El Naranjo

This is big news.  This food truck, El Naranjo, will blow. your. mind. It is, unbelievably, headed up by chef Iliana de la Vega who, until recently, ran what many considered to be the best restaurant in Oaxaca.  I cannot be more emphatic in my urging you to stop what you’re doing and go here right now.  You will not be disappointed.

Andy and I started with the molotes (shown above), cigar-shaped light and lovely fried masa. We tried both varieties on order- the oaxaquenos, stuffed with chorizo and potatoes, and the veracruzanos, stuffed with plantains, black beans, and cheese. The oaxaquenos were simple and delightful, with that perfect salsa verde, but the molotes veracruzanos were truly extraordinary- the sweet plantains with the cheese and beans combined to make the best. snack. ever.

I ordered the cochinita pibil tacos, because I can’t get enough of this stuff.  This version, on their lovely tortillas with pickled onions was a soupy, spicy dream.  This cochinita somehow managed to be much lighter and tangier than most others I’ve had, while still being flush with clove and cinnamon.  A beautiful dish. 

Andy ordered the daily special, the tacos al pastor.  This was, without question, the best al pastor either of us had ever had. Perfectly balanced- the charred pork and fresh pineapple played off one another beautifully.  If this is on order when you go, you have got to try it.

I’m going to go ahead and say it.  Best Mexican food in Austin.  Please give it a try and tell me what you think- I can’t wait to go back.

El Naranjo
512-474-2776
Mon-Wed 5pm to 10pm / Thur-Sat 5pm to 12am

Note: this fantastic little spot doesn’t have a website, so I took a picture of today’s menu for you (click to enlarge).